Another giant leap for Mankind ….. Shaving…. By Laser. I don’t mean the face, legs and arm pits. I mean just about everywhere else.
Are you friggin insane!!
No laser beam gets that close to my goolies. Just the thought has made them retreat to around by my belly button. Sheeeesh! No friggin way! Nuh uh!
Most girls of hair growing age have had just about every part of them, waxed, shaved or lasered for hair removal. Sparky’s wife got ‘THE LANDING STRIP’. I like that name.
Now every time they’re getting into bed, he grabs a couple of flashlights and acts out like he’s Ground Control.
From my point of view the reactions to hair removal are very different for men and women, like Sparky’s wife getting that landing strip, when the topic came up at a party with some friends; the girls demanded to see it, so they drag her off up the stairs to the bedroom, all giggling to get a peek. That’s one of those cool things I like about women that you’ll never see happening between guys….
Imagine Stretch and Stub:
Stretch: “You did what?”
Stub: “Laser hair removal”
Stretch: “Everywhere but the legs and arms?”
Stub: “Yeah”
Stretch: Go onnnnn! Really? Come on, get out in the garage. I gotta see this”
NO WAY! I just don’t see guys doing that. I’m sure they peek when you’re changing in the locker room or at the urinal but that is highly frowned upon and could result in a punch in the eye.
They just don’t, as they kneel down to get to eye level, say “wow that sack looks smooth. You do that yourself, or did you get that lasered?”
NO NO ……. Not gonna happen. This is still too new for us guys to be talking about it.
Can you imagine laying, naked in that Laser clinic, with no more secrets to hide……… having our floppy bits handled by a women other than our wife, or worse still a man, as she/he smoked the little hairs away for good? …. That’s uncharted sacred territory.
It questions our masculinity, even coming out of the Laser clinic would feel weird.
It would feel like stepping out of the Ladies washroom and everyone’s looking, wondering what the hell you’re doing in there.
One of the highlights of the experience would be when you get home; The wife, immediately rushes you off to the bedroom and has you strip down so she can see what it looks like.
Except when she gasps and says that your prize possession looks like a plucked chicken….
Silliness
Whaaahahaha!
How do I remove that picture from my mind???
LASER ??
Er … simply speechless … (*snigger*)
but true though hey?
Great blog as usual, this subject is forgotten or skimmed over by many. You know when you are getting old when you kids buy you one of the electric nose/ear trimmers.
Now I dont need laser hair remover as it all seems to be sliding south. it seems to slide from the top of your head and end up in your nose, ears and anywhere else it pleases.
Migratory hair
haha! Funny and honest. My personal feeling is that hair removal in the nether regions is so unnecessary. Who decided that men needed Man-scaping? I have better ways to invest my money and more important ways to experience pain.
Just sayin’.
Boggles the mind!
Horror stories like this should come with a warning to the sensitive!