Letters to the editor
My wife gets very mean/moody/difficult sometimes but I don’t think she really means to be like that. My friend says I am whipped because I don’t do anything about it, but I don’t think he’s right. I just deal with the mood swings (personality changes) and keep the peace. But yesterday it got a little scary because she was screaming at me while she was preparing the meal and the knife in her hand was waving about, pretty close to my nose.
Do you think I have a serious problem with her
Dear Worried Willy,
I don’t think whipped is the right word to describe you. I think you are more whipped then the local cart horse and I think you need to grow a set of nuts. The shriveled ones you have are serving no purpose.
But on the brighter side I don’t think she would find a bigger whimp than you, so she probably won’t kill you.
My boyfriend and I went on holiday and I booked two rooms but we were placed in a single room with only one bed. I now find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if we had been put in the rooms that I booked. Do you think we should sue the bastards?
Dear Poor Patty,
If anyone needs to be sued, it should be your parents. They were at fault for producing unbelievably stupid off spring like you.
I’d put the upset aside and thank God that you found someone that was willing to not only have sex with you, but also marry an idiot like you.
My husband and I have just finished our holiday in Jamaica and when we flew home to South Africa it took us nine hours, whereas the Americans who were on the same trip got home in three hours. I don’t think that is fair. Who do you think I should complain to?
I hate flying
Dear I hate flying,
I thought for a moment that you were the daughter or sister of the unbelievably stupid Poor Patty, who until now I thought was the most stupid person on the planet, but I see now that there are unexplored areas of stupidity that I have not seen before. For the sake of humanity do not ever have children!
Anybody that has similar problems can write to Sarchasm in the comments section. I can’t promise he’ll reply but you can but try.